Shadowrun: Keys to the Kingdom

in which izanagi returns and we get shot by the yakuza

the drek i have to put up with

again no idea what the right date for this is so fraggiit, it happened on the fifteenth, we can change it later, anyway, due to issues i was unable to take part in the planning stages of our first big hit together, which was against azetechnology, blood magic soaked fragheads, since i knew it was proper form to get a replacement in, even if not another rigger, since id be back the next day anyhow, i called up my chummer Legger, she taught me a lot of important stuff about the shadows plus shes an adept and we needed someone that could punch things better than me.

by the way one of you fragging dogbrains needs to write the report on what happened when i wasnt here because i have no idea what the frag would have created the situation i walked in on

i get the location of the """""""""""safe house"""""""""""" that everyone was hanging out in, i show up, jack has no pants on, and someone ordered probably fifty troll sized spaghetti plates or something, no one has any kind of weaponry worth a damn, and Halestorm is nowhere to be seen.

then we get flashbanged

who should show up but the fragging yakuza? they smash through the window demanding the commlink, i give a witty one liner only they can understand and then there’s a knock at the door, Locke goes to answer while the yakuza get out of sight, and then he just closes the door and gets blown backwards by a fragging grenade.

the drek i put up with.

so those nighthunter fraggers sautner in all dreck hot and demanding the commlink, im over by Locke for some reason, no betty, no drones, just my shock frills, my shock gloves, and a tazer, jack is naked, dax is unarmed, and Legger, too good for this world, too pure, has her fists.

The battle was already won.

i inform the nighthunters that the commlink is not in our posession, that the yakuza, may they forever burn, have it (they didnt) and then a firefight breaks out.

I get a good shot on the nearest chromedome, watch that metal, omae, conducts like a bitch don’t it? and then Locke and i take him on while the yakuza and night hunters tear each other apart.

Also Legger did a bunch of punching and that really helped, eventually there’s just like one guy left standing and of course he’s the big one with a matching pair of katana and wakizashi in hand, real nice set, still have ‘em actually, long story short Legger and I do a drek hot one two combo and land him flat on his ass, Union Jack slams a phantasm on the room to make it look empty and totally unharmed just as a helicopter shows to to exfiltrate our yakuza chummers, Dax must’ve hacked the sensors because they came back negative and just flew off.

Then the hotel staff got involved.

Locke did some fast talking, and called in a favour from the Crimson Crush, managed to get us a place where we could do some interrogation.

We grilled the big boss a bit, with some help from his darling otoutou, but he slipped through the cuffs he was in and grabbed me, then he told me Izanami didn’t die for nothing before deciding to keel over.

The fragging drekhead had cyanide in a tooth compartment.

so i was left with more questions than answers with that, but that was a bunch less yakuza alive, so i was happy.

I cant remember if we did the run after that, or a day later. i was kinda stuck in my own head for a bit. if we did someone else make another fragging post


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